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HOW TO GET THE GIRL

THE POLISH GIRL with the tea trolley must be wondering what the hell is going on. A tall, athletic young man in a tight-fitting black T-shirt is standing in the centre of Room 202. His hair is meticulously tousled and a tacky necklace pendant bobbles on his chest. He is a rising inter-county hurling star, but that probably doesn’t ring any bells with her. She’s more likely to have noticed that he’s holding the hand of another (identically kitted-out) young man and leading him in a graceful twirl around on the spot.

On the far side of the room, a third boyband clone is filming the pair on a digital camcorder.

I wouldn’t assume to know exactly what’s going through this girl’s mind at this moment. But I’d be very surprised if the words “gay porno shoot” weren’t somewhere high up in the mix. Read the rest of this entry »