Eoin Butler: writer, journalist and Mayoman of the Year
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Published: Mongrel Magazine, May 2005THE TOP 10 MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE I WORK WITH
I’m too scared to murder them and too broke to put a contract out
10. Lance Armstrong boy
Walks around with his sleeve rolled up and his arm stuck out like he’s carrying it in an invisible sling. W-why? Because he’s got a motherfuckin’ Lance Armstrong bracelet dude. Okay, if this was second class in primary school he’d be an idiot. In an insurance office at 24 years of age he is quite possibly a mental defective, if not conceivably an interloper from some parallel universe in which people in offices are impressed by shitty yellow bracelets. Read the rest of this entry »