Congratulations to bright sparks James, Will, Leo, George, Jonathan, Chris and Edward from King’s School in Grantham, Lincolnshire who were all admitted to Mensa this week. Thanks to their cooperation in posing for this press photograph, published in all the English papers today, every knuckleheaded teenage bully in Lincolnshire and beyond knows who they are, what they look like and where they go to school. Yes, bullies have self-esteem issues. But I’m not sure how much consolation that will to these lads when they’re hanging from the monkey bars by the underpants. Kudos gentlemen, kudos.
September 22nd, 2010.