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FAITH ALIVE

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1. Stupid, sexy hipsters… New York’s Hasidic Jews declare war on bicycle lanes!

2. Uganda mulls death penalty for gays. 3. Holy shit, Jesus Christ may have visited Glastonbury. (Bono, reportedly, “just glad they found someone to open for me…”)

4. Zionists attack the Virgin Mary… Islam to the rescue!

5. Okay, I’m out… Best funny captions for this?

December 9th, 2009.

14 Responses to “FAITH ALIVE”

  1. Darragh Says:

    Jesus is such a bogart

  2. El Kid Says:

    Every time you do a dude up the ass…

  3. golden graham Says:

    Every time you murder a hobo and dump his body in a lake, Jesus murders a hobo and dumps his body….no thats just the same joke, isn’t it??

  4. Colin Says:

    Not sure what demographic this anti-drug ad is aimed at, serial killers perhaps?

    On the plus side the psycho does use a relaxing scented candle. Not sure what Jeebus is looking to save here, probably just mooching some free drugs.

  5. han shan Says:

    Jesus suspected Judas would betray him. But the Disciples convinced him he was total para off his block maaaan.

  6. Eoin Says:

    @ GG – yes, that’s definitely the same joke!

  7. shnuuffa Says:

    @ colin – scented candles a nice touch yeah…i mean livei n a dingy bedsit and smoke fags, inject smack, leave guns lying around &drink whisky – but godforbid the place smell damp or musty. I mean, what if we had guests!!

  8. Kate Says:

    How to hide in a dark tomb and rise on the 3rd day.

  9. Dolly Says:

    Jesus could have a huge trance hit on his hand with JESUS IN THE UK if he copied a few tricks from this guy:

  10. Conal Says:

    eoin, you sure that number 4 is legit?

  11. Eoin Says:

    Re: Israeli TV thing… Yeah, apparently it is. Only posted it because of Muslims attacking Jews for attacking Christians angle… As a story in its own right, it’s fucking retarded and dull.

  12. Gregor T. Says:

    Every time I do drugs Jesus does drugs? Man, Jesus really really needs to cut back on weed then.

  13. lee Says:

    Poppers. Jesus should cut back on poppers.

  14. murph Says:

    Stop wanking Jesus. Turn off the laptop. Open the curtains. This isn’t funny anymore.

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