1. Jewish rabbinical court sentences dog to death by stoning, on the grounds that he’s the reincarnation of a lawyer who once insulted rabbis.
2. The hierarchy of God’s love. (Via @shanehegarty)
3. In 1978, God changed his mind about black people.
4. “We stand tall…” Scientology power ballad from the late 1980s/early ’90s.
5. Finally, this man (top) should really, really be in jail.