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By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:06:25 +0000

Just gazing over at the fruit bowl:

I’ve got apples but I’m not Appalachian.
I’ve got oranges but I’m not a member of the Orange Order.
I’ve got bananas but I’m not a Banana Republic customer.
I’ve got plums but I’m not a plumber.

I’ve got too much time on my hands…

By: sarah

sarah — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:44:20 +0000

I got drunk but I’m not a drunkard

By: Eoin

Eoin — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:51:49 +0000

I think you’ve answered my question.

By: Conal

Conal — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 03:46:51 +0000

look, i’m in amsterdam
its 5am ish in the morning
i’m not going to get into the whole blame game of who is and who isnt making sense

talk thursday

By: Eoin

Eoin — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:30:30 +0000

Sorry, typing this on my phone… I think you know what *it* is.

By: Eoin

Eoin — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:28:49 +0000

Conal. I have only one question. I think you know what I’d is.

By: Conal

Conal — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:28:26 +0000

there was a young man from ‘haunis
who’s ears were so small it would taunt us
said he with a nappy
while i hope to be happy
baby shit stories will haunt us

look no one explained the rules ok

By: Eoin

Eoin — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:40:30 +0000

Okay, favourites are

1. Golden Graham’s “I’ve Got a Crypt But I’m Not a Cryptographer” (wtf!)
2. Fat Tony’s “I’ve Got Dermot but I’m Not a Dermatologist” and
3. Padraig’s “I’ve Got Fleas But I’m Not John Cleese”

By: padraig

padraig — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:02:19 +0000

I’ve got the ambience but I’m not an ambulance…

I’ve got wind but I’m not a winnebago…

I’ve got fleas but I’m not John Cleese…

Not sure on the rhyming of that one, do end rhymes count?

By: albincus

albincus — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:14:33 +0000

i’ve got a willie but i’m not willie joe padden