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OH WORDPRESS SPAM FILTER, MUST THOU CONTINUALLY THWART MY MANY ADMIRERS?

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She’s a jealous mistress alright, the old WordPress Spam Filter. She just can’t stand to see this blog lavished with praise. Generic, nonspecific compliments from strangers in the unsecured loans and/or penis-enlargement industries particularly get her goat. Oh WordPress Spam Filter, doest thou jealousy really know no bounds?

2009/12/03 at 00.05am

Author: get free perfume

Comment: Hi

I registered because I believe this is the right place for me.

Bye.

Er, registered for what…?

Destiny brought the aloof, enigmatic Get Free Perfume and I together, but the WordPress Spam Filter tore us both apart!

2009/12/03 at 00.31am

Author: Refinance without perfect Credit

Comment: Phat blogpost, great looking blog, added this site to my favs!

Yeah, it would kill her for me to have a friend who could use the word phat in a sentence. Absolutely kill her…

2009/12/03 at 01.38am

Author: teen s*x naked tits p*ssy twinks ladyboys nympho gangbang orgy

Comment: So glad I found this site!!! Great post – one of my favourites EVER!!!

Kind of a suck up this guy, admittedly. But we have soooooo many interests in common…

December 3rd, 2009.

14 Responses to “OH WORDPRESS SPAM FILTER, MUST THOU CONTINUALLY THWART MY MANY ADMIRERS?”

  1. C-bag Shmiggins Says:

    twinks?

  2. Eoin Says:

    A twink is a young homosexual man Conal. How I know that is… not important.

  3. tad Says:

    Eoin: Great post! Best ever! Great site! And You Can Add * Inches To Your P*nis By (DELETED)….

  4. Eoin Says:

    But she lets you past, Tad… I dunno… I really don’t know…

  5. sinead Says:

    I wouldn’t condemn ms wordpress if I were you. She’s a powerful lady. Today, for example, she made it snow online.

  6. Eoin Says:

    Where’s it snowing?? or is this some kind of drug slang…?

  7. sinead Says:

    http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/a-little-snow-for-the-holidays/

    see,I’m not crazy, it wasn’t the coke talking…

  8. Matt Says:

    First you get the spam filter, then you get the yayo, then you get….

  9. Colin Says:

    Bet FIFA wish they had a WordPress spam filter on Charlize Theron.

    She called out “Ireland” when pulling out “France” during rehersals for the draw.

    I’m pretty sure this counts as per the FIFA rulebook.

  10. Eoin Says:

    Epic babysitting marathon here… Did that really happen?

  11. Colin Says:

    Yeah it happened, and so did Sepp Blatter’s offer of “moral compensation” to Ireland. Sky News were laughing as they reported it. “Who in Ireland wants that from Sepp Blatter? Does anyone know what Moral Compensation is?”

    The weird farce continues, and Tiger now up to three women claiming affairs. Sky News also taking time out to discuss ther serious possibility of the Press leaving him to his privacy.

  12. Eoin Says:

    None of this on rte.ie….

  13. Conal Says:

    There goes my attempted new web handle.

    just found out I have sky news, I didn’t know they do their headlines and order of stories based on the number of clicks on the website. This is ripe for a reddit style campaign.

  14. Eoin Says:

    I think that’s only the seven o’clock news. And they always fix it so that Angelina Jolie, or the bear brushing his teeth, or whatever, comes second or third rather than first.

    Which you know it would if they really decided it by clicks.

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