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Ronan Keating (hearts) Your Granny

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Holy crap! There’s pandering and there’s pandering… Cool your boots Keating, you look like you’re about to slip her the tongue! Now look, I know the goody-two-shoes dollar is your dollar. And its a good dollar. I’m not knocking you for doing your job. But in the name of God, man, have some self-respect! Even Daniel O’Donnell would tell you this was overkill…

March 18th, 2010.

7 Responses to “Ronan Keating (hearts) Your Granny”

  1. david Says:

    Shouldn’t that be Darts Champion Ronan “The Power” Keating (hearts) your Gran???

  2. laura Says:

    LOL…. The scary part is he actually lives quite close to my Granny!!

  3. El Kid Says:

    Fifty quid says Ronan Keating has never visited one of his neighbours let alone made them cups of tea.

  4. Eoin Says:

    @ Laura – well keep an eye on her, or he’ll be around to drop the hand

  5. Colin Says:

    Ronan Keating at his most threateningly sexual. But what the hell is that at the end of his wrist? Huge watch or handcuffs? Kinky

    @David: Great call on the darts shirt.

  6. jimmy corrigan Says:

    The flash bangle is a gift off Louis Walsh for sucking his cock.

  7. Eoin Says:

    @ Jimmy – wha? if i had a penny to my name i’d worry about being sued. i don’t, so i’ll confine myself to saying that what you’re saying isn’t true.

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