Comments on: THE BUTLER-UWILINGIYIMANA PAPERS

By: call me frozen

call me frozen — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 16:09:39 +0000

hi
I am frozen
I am from Yemen and I have the same thing happening with me I just looked at google and I found this page that I thing made everything clear for me.
frozen.fire1@yahoo.com
I decided to play with this girl
I will tray or I can say act and see her reaction.

By: James

James — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:28:38 +0000

I also like the quote from Taxi Driver “wash all the scum….” I thought this was all too good to be true.

By: Eoin

Eoin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:15:11 +0000

@ Lenny – okay, if I’d gotten that email I’d probably have sent them the tickets just in case!

By: Lenny

Lenny — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:38:04 +0000

Dunno why but this has reminded me of a Hunter S Thompson snippet:

Dear Dr. Thompson,

My name is Xania and I am very beautiful and my family is very rich. I am eight years old and I live in Turkey. We live by the sea, but I am bored here. They treat me like a child, but I am not. I am ready to escape. I want to leave. I want to get married and I want to marry you. That is why I write you today. I want you to suck my tits while I scream and dance in your lap and my mother watches. She is the one who says this. She loves you very much and so do I.

I am eight years old and my body is well advanced. My mother is twenty-six and, boy! You should see her. We are almost twins and so is my grandmother, who is only forty-two years old and looks the same as me. I think she is crazy like my mother. They are beautiful when they walk around naked, and so am I. We are always naked here. We are rich and the sea is so beautiful. If the sea had brains, I would suck them out of it. But I can’t. The sea has no penis.

Why is that, Doc? If you are so smart, answer that one! Fuck you. I knew you wouldn’t help us. Please send three plane tickets right now. I love you! Please help me. I know I will see you soon. We travel a lot. My father wants you to marry me. He is sixty-six years old and he owns the main banks of Turkey. All of them. We will have a beautiful, beautiful wedding when you show them us naked and I dance while you suck my tits and my father screams. O God I love you! Our dream is now. Yes.

Your baby,

Xania

By: Eoin

Eoin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:36:14 +0000

@ Adam – just listened to the Ira Glass thing. Interesting as always from him. Well, at least I’m not doing anything nearly as sadistic to Lucy!

By: Eoin

Eoin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:11:59 +0000

Haha, deadly… I’m on the phone here but will check it when I get back!

By: MisterAdam

MisterAdam — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:39:00 +0000

A while ago This American Life ran a story about a similar venture. Basically three guys in America coaxed a Nigerian con-artist to travel 1,400 miles to Darfur in order to collect some non-existent funds. Here’s a link in case you’re interested:
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1260

By: Eoin

Eoin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:56:06 +0000

My sister got that mail as well Alison. I’d say it was put through an online translator – the Irish is appalling!

By: alison

alison — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:34:35 +0000

The other day I got a spam email in Irish!!! Peig would be spinning in her grave I’ll tellya…

——– Original Message ——–
Subject: Deis is fearr ar airgead a thuilleamh
Date: Mon, 2 Nov 2009 20:20:56 +0530
From: chandi agarwal

Dia duit Friend

Mo chara Linda inniu fuair Iphone as an láithreán gréasáin
www(.elec-safe-quality.)com, tá an iphone bunaidh agus go hiomlán
unlocked seo chomh maith cuideachta seirbhíse maith. Tá an
loingseoireacht tapaidh.

Más mian leat a cheannach roinnt leictreonaic, is féidir leat cuairt a
thabhairt ar a suíomh gréasáin seo nó a chur dá MSN: elec-safe(@
Hotmail.) Com nó ríomhphost a sheoladh chuig sup(@elec-safe-quality.)com

le do thoil bain na scriosaidh nuair a thugann tú cuairt ar ár láithreán
gréasáin

Hope agat siopadóireacht maith!

By: Eoin

Eoin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:31:46 +0000

@ EK – yeah, I wanted to come off as a bit slow and perhaps mentally unstable. TB seemed the perfect role model.

@ Emordino – Yeah, it has undertones of some Josef Mengele mad scientist type working on an experimental brain transplant proceedure. ”

Ve are ready for Ze Transfer now, Herr Butler…”