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What did Jay-Z say when his ice-cream van ran out of Flakes? I got 99 problems.

November 3rd, 2009.

13 Responses to “THIS IS FUNNY”

  1. Lauren Says:

    Staying with the rap theme, why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

    Fo’ the drizzle.

    Sorry.

  2. Eoin Says:

    What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

    Dr Dre

    (oh, I could do this all day…!)

  3. baz Says:

    Why couldnt G-Unit get on the bus?

    Cos they didnt have 50 cent

  4. Rob Says:

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

    Look for the Fresh Prince

  5. El Kid Says:

    What do you call an undergarment that ruins award ceremonies?

    Kanye Vest

    (i just made that up…)

  6. Eoin Says:

    You made that up yourself? Wow, with a joke of that caliber I’d have assumed you’d hired professional joke writers in…

  7. Kate Says:

    not a joke-joke but if you have a go, press all the buttons.

    http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/975-kanye_west_in_a_blender

  8. Conal Says:

    Vanilla Ice.

  9. Eoin Says:

    @ Kate – mad, did you see the Hamlet bit at the end??

  10. massey Says:

    Been working on a joke most of the afternoon. It just won’t come to me.

    Anyway, the punchline is Moss Def!

  11. phil Says:

    What does Kanye West say after sex?

    I’ma let you finish but….

  12. Eoin Says:

    @ Phil – LOL!

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