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Breaking: President to drop ‘da bomb’

Jay-Z is in the Whitehouse. In related developments: This is Funny. Also, next week’s pub column is one protracted lead-in to a lame Jay-Z based joke. I haven’t written it yet tho…

NEW ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING (CONTD.)

I’ve been minding my niece Lola the last few mornings. When I volunteered to do this, before she was born, I envisaged a small child sleeping contentedly in a cot, or playing with a toy, while I worked away quietly at my desk. It would be fair to say that I knew fuck all about babies at that point.

I’m a little wiser now. Read the rest of this entry »