humour

Published: Evening Herald, December 2008

Hogan’s

It’s Saturday night and Aidan is down in the dumps. I’m not sure what his problem is. But no doubt he’s going to fill me in. He’s not a man to bottle these things up, that’s for sure.

“Would you say I’m getting fat?” he asks, eventually.

I look him up and down.

“You are fat,” I reply. “I’d say you were getting fatter.” Read the rest of this entry »

NIHILISTIC BEDDING

THIS IS NO GAME

This is no game. You might think this is a game, but, trust me, this is no game. Read the rest of this entry »

Miscellaneous Amusing Items I’ve Come Across #1

Was in Grogans for a sup earlier this afternoon and spotted this (it says “Ireland For The Irish) on the wall in the jacks. Now I don’t really mind that there’s some eejit going around Dublin with a marker in his pocket. But I hate to think of a foreign person going for a wee, seeing this and assuming that this is what all the Irish people in the bar are secretly thinking. So in a rare moment of inspiration… Read the rest of this entry »

Published: Evening Herald, July 2007

Zumo Juice Bar

“Barkeep. Hit me with a Blueberry Burst – and don’t spare the blueberry!”
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