satanism

Published: Mongrel magazine, March 2004

EMBRACE SATAN

Here is the first in a series of commercial features (i.e. articles that look like real articles but are actually just a mutant form of advertising.) This month, we’ve teamed up with His Satanic Majesty, the Archangel Lucifer, to suckle upon his fiery teat and drink deep of his molten liquids.

The forces of evil have never been as hip and youth oriented and we want you to get involved. Below you will find details of a fabulous offer open exclusively to our readers. But first here’s a personal message from Satan himself: Read the rest of this entry »

FAITH ALIVE

1. There aren’t too many websites that save souls or induce seizures. But the insanely brilliant International Congress of Churches and Ministers website does both.
2. Self-harming satanist. This, I believe, is what is referred to on the internet as a: FAIL.
3. One from the archives. Saudi religious police prevent schoolgirls from fleeing a burning building because they’re not wearing proper Islamic dress.
4. Finally, Frank Sinatra: homosexual menace.

[UPDATE: ICCM website was down yesterday, now working again. Well worth checking out, very The Day Today-esque.]