Ailing North Korean leader Kim Jung-Il paves the way for the succession of his son Kim Jong Not-Il-But-Would-it-Kill-Him-to-Lose-a-Few-Pounds.
Moral issues aside, it would take me a long time to get bored of having my own private army. I’d march them around that square until the cows came home. Then I’d make them ride the cows around like horses. Hours and hours of fun.
October 12th, 2010.