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MISCELLANEOUS AMUSING ITEMS I’VE COME ACROSS #12

Toilet Wall Edition

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“MY AUNT, THE CLOSET LESBIEN (SIC) HAD HER FIRST TEENAGE EXPERIENCE WITH HER DAUGHTER’S BEST FRIEND” - Oval Bar, Middle Abbey Street.

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“FACEBOOK” -Slattery’s, Capel Street. (What a weird thing to write on a toilet wall!?)

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“Upgrade Waterford I.T. to University now” – MacTurcaills bar, Townsend Street. (Ditto.)

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“There was an old woman from Gattimore/The breeze from her arse it could sweep the floor…” – unfinished limerick
Hill 16 pub, Gardiner Street.

Possible finish:

She said ‘I could use a hoover
But I prefer this manouvre
It’s the neighbours I feel sorry for’

September 6th, 2009.

2 Responses to “MISCELLANEOUS AMUSING ITEMS I’VE COME ACROSS #12”

  1. dave Says:

    Facebook is officially the weirdest thing to write on a jacks wall ever lol

  2. Mac Says:

    Does first teenage experience mean that they smoked cigarettes behind bike shed and then slagged each other off on Bebo?

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