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MISCELLANEOUS AMUSING ITEMS I’VE COME ACROSS #12

“MY AUNT, THE CLOSET LESBIEN (SIC) HAD HER FIRST TEENAGE EXPERIENCE WITH HER DAUGHTER’S BEST FRIEND” – Oval Bar, Middle Abbey Street.

“FACEBOOK” –Slattery’s, Capel Street. (What a weird thing to write on a toilet wall!?)

“Upgrade Waterford I.T. to University now” – MacTurcaills bar, Townsend Street. (Ditto.)

“There was an old woman from Gattimore/The breeze from her arse it could sweep the floor…” – unfinished limerick
Hill 16 pub, Gardiner Street.

Possible finish:

She said ‘I could use a hoover
But I prefer this manouvre
It’s the neighbours I feel sorry for’