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MISCELLANEOUS AMUSING ITEMS I’VE COME ACROSS #11
garden leave edition
(i) I’m not sure my mother and I will ever truly understand each other.
(ii) When three seemingly identical gardening shoes turn up where logically there should only be two, my theories tend toward the rational, my mother’s toward the supernatural. You might say that we’re the Mulder and Scully of horticulture.
(iii) Lola: My Cocaine Hell. Things started to go wrong for my niece when she fell in with that ‘party baby’ crowd.
August 6th, 2009.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I admire the fact that your mother used two pegs on a small plastic bag. Most would risk just the one.
I’d like to think that the bag once held raw chicken and your mother disinfected and dried it for use with sandwiches.
She’s a National Recycling Hero !
August 6th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Some vague environmental reason definitely possible.
I did ask her why she hung a Dunnes Stores plastic bag from the clothesline. But she claimed not to remember!
August 6th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
If she ever considers running for elected office, boy will that photo come back to haunt her.
August 6th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
The kid stole a kilo of Charlie and the Russians took her hand.
Rough time to be a junkie toddler.
August 6th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Was the plastic bag some sort of ominous mob type signal?? Like receiving a box of fish or horse head in the cot?
August 7th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Yeah I think the plastic bag was a Sicilian message: your Ma has just made BIG savings