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*agriculture themed Electric Picnic edition
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?A: Eileen.
September 3rd, 2009.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?A: Eileen.
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Well this fella seems to be getting on grand with 2 legs.No leaning at all.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cilest/24436110/
Now, if he had no legs at all, then he’d be ground beef.
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
What time you heading down tomorrow Butler? By the way, you know Stradbally isn’t a farm so dunno what the fuck the cow connection is about….
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
@ El Kid – Actually, family that own Stradbally are Protestants and one of the best known cattle breeding families in Ireland. I’ve an uncle a big cow farmer and he runs into them a lot at cattle conferences etc. How typical of you to weigh in on a topic you clearly know nothing about.
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:46 pm
strange how your uncles christian denomination is not worthy of comment there
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Haha, you’re so full of shit. Nice try though… cattle conferances and all!
Seeya down there at some stage anyway, I’m hittin the sack.
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 pm
For your information, my uncle Jimmy John Joe is a pretty big hitter in cow circles.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Q: What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A: a wonkey
September 4th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Whata call a donkey with 1 leg?
A plonkey
September 4th, 2009 at 8:11 am
What do you call a donkey with a three legs and a guitar?
A honky tonky wonkey donkey.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Yip, it’s a pretty rich vein of comedy we hit on there lads. Just had a shower. Holy Mary mother of God, it’s so cold I had to get under the duvet again to dry myself. And I’m thinking, tonight is the night I choose to go sleep in a field…..
September 4th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
if you see someone who looks like me drooling spit, with diluted pupils…avoid. Its my twin.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
*ahem* ‘dilated’ pupils. Though they will probably be diluted as well
September 6th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Saw this comment on my phone and literally about ten seconds later I saw your brother standing outside a tent with some girl in a headlock…
September 7th, 2009 at 7:33 am
If I know my Hollywood movies they’re now either going out with each other or Darragh is forming a cunning prison break plan for his brother.
September 7th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
It will be two to three days until he deems himself in recovered enough ‘form’ to tell me what went on down there. Haven’t hard from his attorney yet so I’ll guess it’s the former Colin.
September 7th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Going out with each other? Well I won’t say I didn’t always suspect something Butler, I’m in surprised nonetheless…
September 7th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Let’s just say… If anyone knows how to rig it so that Colin’s posts have to be approved by me first could they please let me know?
September 15th, 2009 at 8:11 am
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