Eoin Butler: writer, journalist and Mayoman of the Year

Tripping Along The Ledge



It’s actually sad the extent to which I can relate to this song… The shittiness of my car, moreover, only seems to make my car a more attractive target to those joyless, pedantic drones that enforce the laws I’m, technically, supposed to obey. Lately, I’ve been getting fines for having no insurance when, in fact, I do have fucking insurance. I just don’t know where the disc is. They might have sent it to me or they might have sent it to a different address. I’m not sure. Who knows what the fuck I’m doing half the time?

Bottom line, however, is that there are gangsters, murders and pedophiles rampaging across this country, when the entire apparatus of the state is concentrated on hounding me over motoring offenses too boring even to paraphrase. I Have a Dream. I Shall Be Released. Free the Chip Shop Five.

September 25th, 2009.

3 Responses to “THIS IS FUNNY”

  1. Dan Says:

    Car troubles getting you down at all eoin??

  2. Eoin Says:

    Just a little bit Dan, just a little bit…

  3. JohnnyComeLately Says:

    Get a bike Butler.Burn Fat not Oil.Follow the clampers around the city, taunting them. They’ll be livid with the thought of lost commission, they have kids to put through Lesson St. and motor boats to run.

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