gordon ramsay

“A coward is somebody who dies a thousand deaths because they haven’t got the courage to express what they think…”

Fair enough, I’ll come right out and say it then. You’re an idiot, Marco. Read the rest of this article here.

IF YOU’VE GOT TROUBLES

Had dinner in the Ritz Carlton this evening. Seated next to the man himself. He didn’t stay long. He talked a lot, didn’t listen much – which suited me, as I had absolutely nothing to contribute. The conversation was mostly about food, naturally. I did what I always do in these situations: I nodded morosely and didn’t speak. People in food circles probably think I’m really dark and enigmatic. Ha… if they only knew! Read the rest of this entry »

GUESS WHO I’M HAVING DINNER WITH THIS EVENING?

Guess is the operative word. If you already know, then you’re not allowed enter. However, if you don’t already know then I will answer straight Yes or No questions. There’s a clue after the jump… Read the rest of this entry »

CONAN ON RYAN CONFIDENTIAL

Turned on the television tonight (well, after someone texted me) to see one of my all time comedy heroes (see here, here and here) sitting down for a friendly chin wag with a man who ritually humiliated me on national television when I was ten years (definitely see here.)

There was an element of cognitive dissonance to it, I suppose. It was like walking in to your local to find Stephen Malkmus jamming onstage with Aslan. Read the rest of this entry »